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kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

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fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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narutoe:

i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!

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thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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knightscrest:

SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL

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cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

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infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

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internet-slang:

Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down

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